The swan and the tortoise

Took this picture while visiting a garden in Singapore some time ago. Looks cute. My kids love animals. But can you tell which one is the statue?


Yeah, the tortoise can't be a rock, otherwise it'd sink and sink and sink deeper than the Titanic. But that goose / swan thingie is. Can't tell huh? You wear glasses? Oh only for putting over your head? What good does that do? Makes you look good? Oh ok. So thats what those glasses over peoples head are for. I thought only bald people do that because they dont have hair.