Showing posts with label candies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label candies. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Super sweets

These my friends, are called vitality candies. They're not normal candies but are actually viagra (atau yang sewaktu dengannya) in disguise! hahaha. I kid you not. Take one of these (after meals mind you), and your ding-dong Mr. schlong will stand up straight as a flagpole for a day! Maybe more! Makes the wife happy baby. hahaha


Actually a buddy gave some samples to me..to try la. He didnt tell me what they were at first so i took one. After dinner. Then aaa, after a while aaa, suddenly you know my ding-dong aaa feel strong what. Got power! Wah, ma daling smile lah that night. Wah-liauuu... (Errr...okay sorry about the silliness).

Anyway, i called up my friend and he laughed so loud. Hes selling them for $70 for a box of 15. hehehe. Quality product he said. Made in the USA. Satisfaction guaranteed. hehehe. One word of warning tho..never give this to your woman. If give, then u may be in trouble as your woman goes in heat. For days!!!

Anyone want a sample?