Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Super sweets

These my friends, are called vitality candies. They're not normal candies but are actually viagra (atau yang sewaktu dengannya) in disguise! hahaha. I kid you not. Take one of these (after meals mind you), and your ding-dong Mr. schlong will stand up straight as a flagpole for a day! Maybe more! Makes the wife happy baby. hahaha


Actually a buddy gave some samples to me..to try la. He didnt tell me what they were at first so i took one. After dinner. Then aaa, after a while aaa, suddenly you know my ding-dong aaa feel strong what. Got power! Wah, ma daling smile lah that night. Wah-liauuu... (Errr...okay sorry about the silliness).

Anyway, i called up my friend and he laughed so loud. Hes selling them for $70 for a box of 15. hehehe. Quality product he said. Made in the USA. Satisfaction guaranteed. hehehe. One word of warning tho..never give this to your woman. If give, then u may be in trouble as your woman goes in heat. For days!!!

Anyone want a sample?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey wats d problem when woman goes in heat for dayss..i tot the hubby might like it..Gagas tah balik rumah tu..and senyum2 saja..:)


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Anonymous said...

Its probably OK if the man is young and has a machine gun in his pants but would be a problem if you're older and all you have is a damn shotgun (and you dont have enough bullets!)

Anonymous said...

hhhahhhh..thanks izzy for clearring dat matter & enjoy the nite ya..

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jIM said...

hahaha! i like this.

Joint? Well....

LOL!